Tombstone Humor

Tombstone:

Here lies my wife,

Here let her lie.

Now she has peace,

and so do I.

Comments

[Phil Brown]

Seen on an English tombstone;
Here lies the body of Robert John, his bicycle stopped and he went on.

[Michele Matthews]

I saw a good cartoon in the paper recently.

The grave was completely dug under a very large tree and they are getting ready to (manually) lower the casket.

The wife is standing there pointing in a totally different direction and it says "I think I'd like him over there".